Ello, Im a non weird English guy looking for someone sweet but flirty, affectionate, likes animals (yes corny but important), passionate about something and likes a laugh. And maybe likes to go to the pub on a Sunday morning. Am I pushing my luck? Im attempting to become a world famous artist, a bit sarcastic at times and need some female interaction/romance.
Im very honest and open so feel free to ask anything.
Something I learned from the last person I dated is you cant take 22 yr olds seriously
Design your ideal mate: the brain of someone fab and the body of Kate Beckinsale
I want to make a t-shirt that says You think youre cool, I think youre a tool
My picture(s) reveal that I am stubbly
My idea of a great date is someone sweet but flirty and a drinky drink
The first section I turn to in the Stranger is this apparently
When stuck in gridlock I singalong of course
I know they say "Everybody cheats ", but I never have.
Great sex calls for lots of snogging/groping
A fault my friends tease me about is my accent constantly
One night stands can be depends...
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I was uder the influence of Jager
When I die, I believe I will go beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
One sport I will never get is baseball
For delicious results, add one part funny and mix it with one part saucy
Princess Leia or Princess Amidala
Black or Cream and Sugar
Library Card or Amazon
Ballard or West Seattle
Vampire or Zombie
Pinball or Pool
Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho
Bath or Shower