36 year old Woman

Seeks a Man for Dating

Looking for Friends, Friends with benefits, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship

Last active: within 3 months
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Am I really doing this?

I am a horrible salesperson,so this should be real fun..God, I hate talking about myself. It's almost as bad as opening presents in front of people. Uh huh, here goes. My name is Jen, I'm 36 but still get carded for smokes(gross).They're not for me, duh. I am almost divorced. Still good friends with the ex because we have a 3 year old little girl who is quite possibly the funniest child you will meet. If you do,I guess. I was born and raised on the East side and moved back here recently. It sucks. Get over it. I would prefer to be in Ballard,but can't soooo....
I like music. All music,but have a soft spot for alt-country and yes,I hate that term too. I am a Springsteen fanatic as well as Dwight Yoakam and Ryan Adams makes my heart hurt. Ok,like was not the proper tem,I fucking love music and it makes me breathe. I worked in the industry for a long time and feel old and out of the loop now. I don't know the new cool bands and I miss going to shows 6 nights a week.
I'm pretty low maintenance. I like pop culture,Fletch,camping,Seahawks,Springsteen,jogging,playing softball,karaoke,road trips,Bill Murray,SON,Breaking Bad,Sons of Anarchy,News Radio(the show),Arrested Development,Homeland,David Sedaris and Waylon Jennings


What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I once made out with Zack Galifinakis

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? My dad(yes,he's still alive,but he is really funny), Bill Murray,Lorne Michaels and Amy Poehler

What kind of person are you attracted to? A funny one. Not one who claims to be funny because it's usually a lie. But I love a good storyteller and if you're sarcastic then you have won me over.

How far will you travel to meet the right person? Mexico?

What's something you want to do but haven't? ZIP LINING

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? I gotta say Bruce Springsteen. I would be lying otherwise.

Top Five Songs You Play For Your Friends? Top Five When You're By Yourself? I have pondered this question for the last 30 minutes. I can't commit quite yet.

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: Cost of living..Boring

One book everyone should read is: The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein.

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? B-52's

Who would you like to play you in the movie of your life? Who would probably get the part instead? Amy Poehler and I have no idea

One movie everyone should see is: Seeking a friend for the end of the world. And Fletch

One thing about Seattle I would never change is: The scenery...boring

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Everything Bagels

Fill It

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are narcissists and sociopaths

Something I learned from the last person I dated is next time he asks you to marry him,say NOOOO!

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Louis C.K. and the body of Bruce Springsteen

My idea of a great date is Dive bar,witty banter,good jeans and a free jukebox

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was move BACK to Kirkland

My picture(s) reveal that I am a human? Alive? Able to produce a non duckface kissy pic?

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is I,anonymous

When stuck in gridlock I look through my center console for long lost treasures and make up stories about my fellow sufferers

My guiltiest pleasure is Bravo T.V

The last show I saw was Dwight Yoakam

Great sex calls for lots of whiskey?

A fault my friends tease me about is I can be flaky at times

One night stands can be a necessity

The quickest way to my heart is quick witt The quickest way to my bed is recite a line from "Fletch" And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked scrambled with cream cheese

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm waiting for the Hawks to start

Talk about irony: I am blonde yet smart

One sport I will never get is curling

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I fell down the stairs at the Showbox

When I die, I believe I will go Austin

When I was a kid, I actually owned a Autographed T.V. guide with the "Love Boat" cast

In and Out

PBR or Red Hook

White meat or Dark Meat

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Christina Hendricks or Keira Knightly

Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling

Cowboy or Indian

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

Fremont or Capitol Hill

Tent or Hotel

New York or L.A.

Beatles or Stones

iPhone or Android

Kittens or Puppies

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Pinball or Pool

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Crunchy or Smooth

Murphy's Law or Karma

Triple Door or Showbox


Current Status
Divorce almost final
Looking for
Friends, Friends with benefits, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship
Body Type
Green, olive green
5' 07"
Hair Type
Man for Dating


Some college
Political Leanings
I live in Kirkland,but would rather punch a puppy than go to a bar in Kirkland
I wear many hats
Have Children
Yes, living with me part-time, I have a 3 year old who is with me 80% of the time
Want Children
I'm pretty happy with mine,but anythings possible


My 20's were pretty blurry...I don't do them anymore,but I don't really care if like the pot.


I get around town via
My dietary preferences are
Indiscriminate Omnivore
I spend my free time
Reading, Playing sports, Watching movies, building forts
Funniest Thing
Louis C. K
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