I am a horrible salesperson,so this should be real fun..God, I hate talking about myself. It's almost as bad as opening presents in front of people. Uh huh, here goes. My name is Jen, I'm 36 but still get carded for smokes(gross).They're not for me, duh. I am almost divorced. Still good friends with the ex because we have a 3 year old little girl who is quite possibly the funniest child you will meet. If you do,I guess. I was born and raised on the East side and moved back here recently. It sucks. Get over it. I would prefer to be in Ballard,but can't soooo....
I like music. All music,but have a soft spot for alt-country and yes,I hate that term too. I am a Springsteen fanatic as well as Dwight Yoakam and Ryan Adams makes my heart hurt. Ok,like was not the proper tem,I fucking love music and it makes me breathe. I worked in the industry for a long time and feel old and out of the loop now. I don't know the new cool bands and I miss going to shows 6 nights a week.
I'm pretty low maintenance. I like pop culture,Fletch,camping,Seahawks,Springsteen,jogging,playing softball,karaoke,road trips,Bill Murray,SON,Breaking Bad,Sons of Anarchy,News Radio(the show),Arrested Development,Homeland,David Sedaris and Waylon Jennings
What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I once made out with Zack Galifinakis
If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? My dad(yes,he's still alive,but he is really funny), Bill Murray,Lorne Michaels and Amy Poehler
What kind of person are you attracted to? A funny one. Not one who claims to be funny because it's usually a lie. But I love a good storyteller and if you're sarcastic then you have won me over.
How far will you travel to meet the right person? Mexico?
What's something you want to do but haven't? ZIP LINING
Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? I gotta say Bruce Springsteen. I would be lying otherwise.
Top Five Songs You Play For Your Friends? Top Five When You're By Yourself? I have pondered this question for the last 30 minutes. I can't commit quite yet.
If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: Cost of living..Boring
One book everyone should read is: The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein.
What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? B-52's
Who would you like to play you in the movie of your life? Who would probably get the part instead? Amy Poehler and I have no idea
One movie everyone should see is: Seeking a friend for the end of the world. And Fletch
One thing about Seattle I would never change is: The scenery...boring
If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Everything Bagels
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are narcissists and sociopaths
Something I learned from the last person I dated is next time he asks you to marry him,say NOOOO!
Design your ideal mate: the brain of Louis C.K. and the body of Bruce Springsteen
My idea of a great date is Dive bar,witty banter,good jeans and a free jukebox
Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was move BACK to Kirkland
My picture(s) reveal that I am a human? Alive? Able to produce a non duckface kissy pic?
The first section I turn to in the Stranger is I,anonymous
When stuck in gridlock I look through my center console for long lost treasures and make up stories about my fellow sufferers
My guiltiest pleasure is Bravo T.V
The last show I saw was Dwight Yoakam
Great sex calls for lots of whiskey?
A fault my friends tease me about is I can be flaky at times
One night stands can be a necessity
The quickest way to my heart is quick witt The quickest way to my bed is recite a line from "Fletch" And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked scrambled with cream cheese
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm waiting for the Hawks to start
Talk about irony: I am blonde yet smart
One sport I will never get is curling
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I fell down the stairs at the Showbox
When I die, I believe I will go Austin
When I was a kid, I actually owned a Autographed T.V. guide with the "Love Boat" cast
PBR or Red Hook
White meat or Dark Meat
Electric or Acoustic
Early Bird or Night Owl
Christina Hendricks or Keira Knightly
Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling
Cowboy or Indian
Snorer or Sleeptalker
Black or Cream and Sugar
Fremont or Capitol Hill
Tent or Hotel
New York or L.A.
Beatles or Stones
iPhone or Android
Kittens or Puppies
Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho
Thongs or Boy Briefs
Pinball or Pool
Casket or Cremation
Bath or Shower
Crunchy or Smooth
Murphy's Law or Karma
Triple Door or Showbox