I'm told I am an amalgam of Daria and Liz Lemon. I am very quiet with people I just met, but I can be very talkative and animated with my close friends. I am patient, generous, and extremely punctual. I am known to be honest to a fault. As I am quite introverted, I spend a lot of that time observing when others are talking. Add honesty to being observant, and you get someone who often calls people on their bullshit. However, I'm getting better at keeping my mouth shut when it's better to say nothing at all. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people don't adequately proofread their writing. I recently (summer 2011) underwent a major career change, from administration to web maintenance. Even more recently (summer 2012), I bought a 100-year-old house that I'm slowly fixing up. Here is a list of random things I love: Depeche Mode, cheese, Legend of Zelda, Weezer, Doctor Who, Archer, Game of Thrones (both the books and show), karaoke, The Golden Compass (the books, not the movie), mangoes, Idiocracy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Star Trek. You should be intelligent, considerate, honest, loyal, know how to have fun, and know how to relax and let things be.
What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I own 6 chickens. Yes they lay eggs. No I don't have a rooster. Yes you're allowed to have them in the city. No I won't eat them when they stop laying.
What kind of person are you attracted to? As I am introverted, I tend to match better with someone at least somewhat extroverted. Otherwise there can be lots of awkward silence. Also someone a little geeky. Someone who has their shit together. Someone who knows their way around a kitchen. Someone who knows what they want in life. Someone who enjoys the outdoors, but also likes cuddling up on the couch for some netflix from time to time.
How far will you travel to meet the right person? One tank of gas. So really, it depends on the car's fuel efficiency and tank size. I think my Saab would get me about 400 miles on one tank.
What's something you want to do but haven't? I love to travel, but funds have been scarce the last ~5 years. Someday I still want to visit Australia, Thailand, South America, Italy, Greece, Germany, Sweden, Iceland, and go on an African safari. But I'd be down for visiting almost anywhere.
Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? I'm not claustrophobic, so someone sexaaaaaaaay whom I wouldn't normally have the undivided attention of in order to ravage. Ooh ooh how about that Ryan Lewis. Talk about a little cutie. I just wanna fold him up and keep him in my pocket. (The pocket is my vagina. [The confined space is also my vagina.])
If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: An extensive subway system.
One book everyone should read is: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I first read it when I was 11 and I keep coming back to it.
Who would you like to play you in the movie of your life? Who would probably get the part instead? I'd love it to be Jennifer Lawrence. But it would probably go to Ellen Page.
If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Avocados.
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are smokers and people who hate cats
Something I learned from the last person I dated is be on the same page
Design your ideal mate: the brain of Seth Rogen and the body of Jake Gyllenhaal
I want to make a t-shirt that says NPC
My idea of a great date is easy conversation and totally not awkward
Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was online dating
My picture(s) reveal that I am in possession of camera technology
My guiltiest pleasure is ice cream
When stuck in gridlock I dance in my seat
The quickest way to my heart is by opening yours The quickest way to my bed is by smelling sexy And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked benedict (if we go out), or sunny-side up with some nice buttery toast (if we stay in)
One night stands can be fun
A fault my friends tease me about is becoming a crazy cat lady
The last show I saw was Macklemore
Great sex calls for lots of hydration
Talk about irony: I am introverted yet outspoken
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm working on projects around the house
When I die, I believe I will go become worm food
One sport I will never get is watching sports on tv. OH WAIT THAT'S NOT A SPORT
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I laughed it off
For delicious results, add one part mac and mix it with one part cheese
When I was a kid, I actually owned a Spuds MacKenzie plushie
Early Bird or Night Owl
Black or Cream and Sugar
Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling
New York or L.A.
Kittens or Puppies
Itunes or Everyday/Best Buy
Vampire or Zombie
Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho
Thongs or Boy Briefs
Casket or Cremation
Bath or Shower
Glee or Downton Abbey
Waterwheel or Walrus & Carpenter
Triple Door or Showbox