...for happy ever after in the boonies. But wait! There will even be horses! I WILL find a way to have horses in that picture. I am a singer/songwriter country girl stuck in the city. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
I've spent the last year collecting my pieces, and putting them in fascinating, new places. I'm easily delighted, brainy, tactile (see easily delighted), uncategorizable, goofy, generous, sophistocated on call, kind, potty trained, and content to spend Friday night reading till my eyes cross.
You are available (emotionally and otherwise), funny, kind, expressive, literate, strong and handy with a chainsaw. We can talk for hours (from history to music to cheeseburgers), work hard, get down, get up, get dinner ready, go outside, and go into the city for bookstores, coffee shops, and other cultural sundries.
What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I can sing the Tab commercial backwards.
What kind of person are you attracted to? Big, strapping, outdoorsy men (preferably but not necesarily on horseback) with better things to do than watch television. Fem-ish, capable women around my age. Just be funny, smart, available and outside.
What's something you want to do but haven't? build a cabin in the woods, run a ranch (or at least live on it)
One book everyone should read is: Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, by Annie Dillard
One movie everyone should see is: This is Spinal Tap
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are married and mean
Something I learned from the last person I dated is Don't make me chase you; I'll get bored and wander off.
I want to make a t-shirt that says I heart Pottersville
Design your ideal mate: the brain of Lisa Simpson and the body of Paul Bunyan
My idea of a great date is galloping
Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was teach
The first section I turn to in the Stranger is 1st page
When stuck in gridlock I car dance
My guiltiest pleasure is hours of Leo Messi videos
The last show I saw was please...I'm a mom.
Great sex calls for lots of expression
A fault my friends tease me about is being too forgiving
The quickest way to my heart is through the chest The quickest way to my bed is through the living room And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked .
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm grading papers, writing music or shooting my sons with their nerf guns.
Talk about irony: I am a feminist yet into power play
One sport I will never get is golf. BORING
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I said so
When I die, I believe I will go .
When I was a kid, I actually owned a set of model John Deere tractors
White meat or Dark Meat
Early Bird or Night Owl
Tent or Hotel
Elliot Bay or Amazon
Casket or Cremation
Murphy's Law or Karma