To be honest I'm kind of a hillbilly. I grew up white trash and got lucky enough to escape a life of poverty in the durty South. I somehow ended up in Seattle and decided to stick around. I like to make people laugh and try to put myself around good hearted people. I'm loyal to a fault and try to help my friends anytime I can. If you take yourself too serious we probably wont get along, but if you're down to earth and like conversations full of quips and banter, then send me a message or a "flirt" and ill buy you a cup of coffee.
Looking for something more steady than just ready.
I like ambitious people who have kind hearts. I like trying to see the good in everyone, while getting annoyed when acknowledged as a nice person.
What kind of person are you attracted to? strong willed
One book everyone should read is: Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? new metal bands
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are lack of sarcasm and not understanding the movie "I Heart Huckabees"
If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be We should drink Four Locos tonight.
I want to make a t-shirt that says " I'm the guy with the read me shirt. fantastic."
My picture(s) reveal that I am not dead yet and probably slightly disoriented.
My idea of a great date is making fun of each other.
Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was Move to Seattle.
The first section I turn to in the Stranger is the section that isn't about hipster bullshit.
The quickest way to my heart is a six inch piece of steel The quickest way to my bed is knowing the engine specs to a 1973 Plymouth Duster And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked .
The last show I saw was Converge and Coalesce, young widows
Great sex calls for lots of over draft fees and credit card charges.
Something people keep buying me for gifts and I never use is deodorant
PBR or Red Hook
White meat or Dark Meat
Early Bird or Night Owl
Princess Leia or Princess Amidala
Cowboy or Indian
Surf or Snow
Ballard or West Seattle
New York or L.A.
Library Card or Amazon
True Blood or Twilight
Jack White or Jack Black
Kittens or Puppies
Ocean or Lake
Vampire or Zombie
Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho
Thongs or Boy Briefs
Pinball or Pool
Elliot Bay or Amazon
Vinyl or MP3
Casket or Cremation
Bath or Shower
Scarecrow or Roku
Bring it On or Stomp The Yard
Crunchy or Smooth
Talk or Action
Tom Douglas or Matt Dillon
Murphy's Law or Karma
Comet or Canlis
Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
OTB or ACT
Tushy or Tuchus
I-5 or Aurora