I'm a sarcastic, laid back lady and enjoy witty banter, dive bars, art things, music, and so much more.
I have some tattoos, and I play a few instruments/sing in a band. It's all very exciting. I'm looking for a funny dude, who can appreciate a curvy lady, and doesn't have too much recent baggage - that may or may not be asking too much… ha.
Let's go on an adventure! I love road trips, camping and pretty hikes!
Where do you like to hang out? Right now I'm working A LOT, so on the weekends I like to get out and see the world. I'm everywhere, baby. I also love a good karaoke bar!
What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? Anything by Ben Folds... I might be a little nerdy, Don't Stop till you get enoug- MJ (obviously), Color Bars - Elliott Smith, Heard Them Stirring - Fleet Foxes, probably one Beirut song, Too Hot To Stop - The Bar-Keys haha, Rich Girl - Hall and Oates, Fly me to the moon - Frank Sinatra, Girl you'll be a woman soon - Neil Diamond, Brass in pocket - Pretenders. I feel like I'm not choosing wisely...
One book everyone should read is: Lamb by Christopher Moore, it might be one of the funniest books you will read.
One movie everyone should see is: Braveheart. Fucking Epic.
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are Homophobic idiot bros and arrogance
Something I learned from the last person I dated is communication is key
Design your ideal mate: the brain of Judd Apatow and the body of Zach Galifianakis
My idea of a great date is drinks, laughs, holding hands, nonsense
My picture(s) reveal that I am drunk? Or hot? Or probably just having a good time.
The first section I turn to in the Stranger is Savage Love
My guiltiest pleasure is Game of Thrones
When stuck in gridlock I preform full concerts. Thumb microphone and choreography included
One night stands can be awkward.
The quickest way to my heart is making me laugh The quickest way to my bed is through the bedroom door... And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked Over easy!
The last show I saw was bands you don't know
A fault my friends tease me about is my vulgar jokes going a little too far
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm making coffee, returning from a hangover run, spooning my roommate and/or my cat.
Starbucks or Victrola
PBR or Red Hook
Electric or Acoustic
White meat or Dark Meat
Early Bird or Night Owl
Princess Leia or Princess Amidala
Cowboy or Indian
Surf or Snow
Snorer or Sleeptalker
Black or Cream and Sugar
New York or L.A.
Ballard or West Seattle
True Blood or Twilight
Beatles or Stones
Jack White or Jack Black
Kittens or Puppies
Pinball or Pool
Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho
Thongs or Boy Briefs
Pony or Eagle
Casket or Cremation
Bath or Shower
Scarecrow or Hollywood
Talk or Action
Murphy's Law or Karma
Tushy or Tuchus
I-5 or Aurora