28 year old Woman

Seeks a Man for Dating

Looking for Friends, Long-term Relationship

Last active: within 3 months
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Hello, who did it?

I'm a sarcastic, laid back lady and enjoy witty banter, dive bars, art things, music, and so much more.

I have some tattoos, and I play a few instruments/sing in a band. It's all very exciting. I'm looking for a funny dude, who can appreciate a curvy lady, and doesn't have too much recent baggage - that may or may not be asking too much… ha.

Let's go on an adventure! I love road trips, camping and pretty hikes!


Where do you like to hang out? Right now I'm working A LOT, so on the weekends I like to get out and see the world. I'm everywhere, baby. I also love a good karaoke bar!

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? Anything by Ben Folds... I might be a little nerdy, Don't Stop till you get enoug- MJ (obviously), Color Bars - Elliott Smith, Heard Them Stirring - Fleet Foxes, probably one Beirut song, Too Hot To Stop - The Bar-Keys haha, Rich Girl - Hall and Oates, Fly me to the moon - Frank Sinatra, Girl you'll be a woman soon - Neil Diamond, Brass in pocket - Pretenders. I feel like I'm not choosing wisely...

One book everyone should read is: Lamb by Christopher Moore, it might be one of the funniest books you will read.

One movie everyone should see is: Braveheart. Fucking Epic.

Fill It

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are Homophobic idiot bros and arrogance

Something I learned from the last person I dated is communication is key

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Judd Apatow and the body of Zach Galifianakis

My idea of a great date is drinks, laughs, holding hands, nonsense

My picture(s) reveal that I am drunk? Or hot? Or probably just having a good time.

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is Savage Love

My guiltiest pleasure is Game of Thrones

When stuck in gridlock I preform full concerts. Thumb microphone and choreography included

One night stands can be awkward.

The quickest way to my heart is making me laugh The quickest way to my bed is through the bedroom door... And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked Over easy!

The last show I saw was bands you don't know

A fault my friends tease me about is my vulgar jokes going a little too far

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm making coffee, returning from a hangover run, spooning my roommate and/or my cat.

In and Out

Starbucks or Victrola

PBR or Red Hook

Electric or Acoustic

White meat or Dark Meat

Early Bird or Night Owl

Princess Leia or Princess Amidala

Cowboy or Indian

Surf or Snow

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

New York or L.A.

Ballard or West Seattle

True Blood or Twilight

Beatles or Stones

Jack White or Jack Black

Kittens or Puppies

Pinball or Pool

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Pony or Eagle

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Scarecrow or Hollywood

Talk or Action

Murphy's Law or Karma

Tushy or Tuchus

I-5 or Aurora


Current Status
Looking for
Friends, Long-term Relationship
Body Type
Full-figured, Curvy, voluptuous
5' 07"
Hair Type
Man for Dating


College graduate
Political Leanings
Maple Leaf
Preschool Teacher
Have Children
Want Children
Not Sure


Do what you do


I get around town via
Car, Public Transportation, Walk
My dietary preferences are
Conscious Omnivore
I spend my free time
Reading, Creating, Drinking, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Dining out, Sleeping, Communing with nature, being awesome
Funniest Thing
pretty much everything
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