The best anagram of my name I could find was freakysalty, hence the name above. I'm a Leo-Virgo Cusp, with a Virgo moon, and Aquarius rising. If you're a dude and know what that means then I am impressed.
I write and perform sketch comedy but I've also got a full time job that ain't funny. If you have been to karaoke anywhere in Seattle, you've probably heard me sing All That Jazz.
I'm looking for a tallish, light hearted guy who can hang and be a solid partner in trivial pursuit. I like dudes who can carry a conversation and also be able to sit and enjoy silence.
I can tell a lot about a person based on what their top 5 favorite movies are. Here are mine (in no particular order)
Gone With the Wind, The Godfather part 2, Baseketball, Office Space, and Big Lebowski
I often use the phrase, in regards to dating, "I need someone who can keep up." If you feel you understand what that means, inquire within :)
Happy LoveLabbing and may the odds be ever in your favor.
If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: sandwiches
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are republicans and cleveland steamers
Design your ideal mate: the brain of jon stewart and the body of bill hader
My idea of a great date is to smoke a bowl then go to the laser dome
The first section I turn to in the Stranger is freewill astrology
When I die, I believe I will go on
PBR or Red Hook
Early Bird or Night Owl
Christina Hendricks or Keira Knightly
Cowboy or Indian
Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling
Fremont or Capitol Hill
New York or L.A.
Casket or Cremation
Netflix or Hulu