33 year old Woman

Seeks a Man for Dating

Looking for Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship

Last active: within 1 month
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freaky salty

I played the "fake it, till ya make it" game in my 20s and yesterday I think i realized, that I have indeed made it!! I've been in Seattle for 7 years and it's here that I have found my creativity. I perform comedy/burlesque shows in the area as well as having my own web series. I also have a "real" job doing grant administration, where I indirectly cure pediatric disease!
I'm well traveled, have lived in a few countries, can handle my liquor with class, hold my own in a conversation, wish good things for most everyone/thing on the planet, can communicate with higher realms, and am a solid trivia partner.
Freaky Salty is the best anagram of my name I could find :)


What's something you want to do but haven't? travel to South America

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: a magic bridge uniting Capitol Hill and Ballard

One thing about Seattle I would never change is: Rancho Bravo on Capitol Hill

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Sandwiches

Fill It

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are arrogance and republicans

Something I learned from the last person I dated is nice guys can also be assholes

Design your ideal mate: the brain of jon stewart and the body of chris pratt

My idea of a great date is discussing films/tv/music over a fine bourbon

My picture(s) reveal that I am a star!!

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is freewill astrology

The quickest way to my heart is being authentic The quickest way to my bed is giving my compliments And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked with a side of biscuits and gravy

The last show I saw was Mockingjay

Great sex calls for lots of giving and receiving

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm being forced to do something at 10 am

In and Out

PBR or Red Hook

White meat or Dark Meat

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Christina Hendricks or Keira Knightly

Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling

Cowboy or Indian

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

Fremont or Capitol Hill

Tent or Hotel

New York or L.A.

Beatles or Stones

iPhone or Android

Kittens or Puppies

Pinball or Pool

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Elliott Bay or Amazon

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Netflix or Hulu

Talk or Action

Glee or Downton Abbey

Murphy's Law or Karma


Current Status
Looking for
Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship
Body Type
A few extra pounds, Curvy
6' 0"
Hair Type
Man for Dating


College graduate
Native American
Spiritual, not religious
Political Leanings
Far Left, Socialist
capitol hill
grant administrator / comedy writer
Have Children
Want Children
Not Sure


Not cigarettes, get it?
Depends on which ones


I get around town via
Public Transportation, Walk, Taxi
My dietary preferences are
Conscious Omnivore
I spend my free time
Creating, Smoking dope, Watching movies, Sleeping, Communing with nature
Funniest Thing
Bill Murray
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